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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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