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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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