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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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