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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Bilbo eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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