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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Lola eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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