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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rosie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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