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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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