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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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