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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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