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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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