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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Poppy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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