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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Smeagol eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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