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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Weasley eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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