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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Trotsky eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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