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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Hermoine eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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