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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ginger eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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