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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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