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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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