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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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