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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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