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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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