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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rufus eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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