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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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