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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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