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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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