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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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