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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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