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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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