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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Maggie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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