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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Daisy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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