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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Alfie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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