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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Poppy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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