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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Poppy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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