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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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