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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Izzy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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