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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Oscar eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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