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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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