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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Yoda eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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