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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rufus eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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