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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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