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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Thor eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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