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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Bella eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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