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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Pennywise eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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