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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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