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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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