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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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