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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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