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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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