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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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