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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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