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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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