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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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