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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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