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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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