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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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