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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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