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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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